Born to Index

I wrote this some time back...ie weeks in Josh speak. And yes my current occupation involves a lot of paper and pages. It also involves many an index.

What can I say boredom drives men to write strange things. And as for the humble index...gotta love it.

Born to Index

I was born to index

Don't need no tables
Don't need no briefs
I got me a glossary
Between them tabbed sheets
But there's more than tabs
And postits
More than annexures too
More than those substantive things
The big boys are paid to do

Gotta have an index
God dam I was born to index
Abc 1 to Z

We dont write
We don't type
We be drafting
And we be laughing

Nothing worse than
Disorganization
What's behind tab 12Z capital A capital J?

Ya gotta have an index
God Dam I was born to index
Abc 1 to Z

Where's that document
You know the long one
With author A kent
Oh right I see where did you say it all
Was contained ?

It's in the index
God Dam I was born to index